pond-dipping:

wolf playing in the snow

How majestic.

(Source: woodser, via cora-hale)

elqiao:

simplydalektable:

deliverusfromsburb:

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

other great things that happened to me in college:

-we keep being the last two stragglers procrastinating on doing homework by hanging out in the dining hall for hours (literally this is how my boyfriend and i started dating)

-we broke into this fucking creepy abandoned area of the science campus because college is all about Adventure and there are THINGS IN JARS PLEASE HOLD ME

-I tore my shirt trying to hop the fence on this stairway to the rooftop so we could all hang out and look at the stars and be existential

-I heard if you create a fake club you can requisition money for pizza parties so please join [FAKE CLUB] and help me get free pizza

-my friend dared me to climb into this dorm building and somehow a campus cop drove by at the wrong moment and arrested me; please lie and pretend you know me and that i had permission to be climbing into the window of your adjoining study so that i don’t have to write this term paper from prison

-i keep saying this but ‘college au where two characters (strangers or not) are roped into doing one of those strangers kissing strangers videos for a friend’s film project/extra credit in photo class’ REALLY needs to become a thing

don’t forget

- making up numbers in euchre/poker

- someone took down their door to play beer pong

- this may be very 00s but sharing your itunes library over the dorm network and getting REAL INTO someone’s taste in music

- alternately someone sharing themselves singing on their itunes library

- music practice rooms

- did no one else take ””nutrition”” classes aka cooking classes where you have to cook in a team

- where someone once accidentally took my coat because we had the exact same one in different sizes & they left their phone in the pocket & I had to call random people in their contacts list /o\

(via gonnagiveallmysecretsaway)

spacetrans:

the fault in our stars movie seems a bit different from the book…

(Source: muuudsliiiide, via hiddlestea)

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

(via robert-downey-jesus)

tiniestelf:

undeceased:

German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

This is adorable

(via turningnightintoday)

Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

(via deqnweechester)

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via vanconcastiel)

imnotatvaddict:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

(via obesitycore)

thegestianpoet:

romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes

(via endofadream)